JACKSONVILLE, FL – Speaking at a Waffle House in Jacksonville, GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain took time to address concerns over his lack of foreign policy credentials.
“If I’m president, I will make it very clear who our friends are, and who our enemies are. You can tell a lot about a country just by looking at their flag,” said Cain. ”Take Saudi Arabia. Their flag has all that wierd Arabic writing and what’s up with that sword? How do you expect to make friends with a flag like that? President Obama may think it’s OK to deal with countries like that, but Herman Cain will only deal with countries that have nice looking flags!”
That prompted an elderly man to drop his bacon and ask Mr. Cain which countries had the type of flag he was looking for.
“Well, that’s a good question, sir,” Cain replied. “I haven’t really had time to look at all the flags, um, you know there’s, uh, a lot of them. It’s gotta have some style, you know? But, uh, since you asked, one that I really like, is, um, Swaziland. Yeah, Swaziland. ”
- Flag of Swaziland
Added Cain, “Now, I don’t really know where Swaziland is, but I do know they just have a cool-ass flag. Have you seen it? Looks like a big Dairy Queen logo. Who doesn’t like Dairy Queen?” which prompted the crowd of about 7 to burst into a chant of Dairy Queen! Dairy Queen!
- Flag of Dairy Queen
“Let me say this. Unlike our current president, if I’m elected, I will always defend Swaziland. We cannot let the good people of that nation suffer anymore from whatever they might be suffering from. Herman Cain will always be a friend to the Swazi people!” boasted Cain as he prepared to leave the Waffle House.
As he was leaving a young woman asked him where he was going next. ”Dairy Queen,” replied Cain. ”That flag always makes me want one of them Blizzards.”
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