Finding something made in America these days is about as rare as a Baptist minister sliding down a stripper pole in a gay bar. (Come to think of it, that may be more common than previously ...

Tonight’s regularly scheduled post, “I Haven’t Changed My Underpants in 3 Days” will not be seen tonight so that I can make fun of the latest brouhaha surrounding same sex marriage ...

Take a look at how extreme right-wing  policies destroy one woman over her lifetime—and how Republicans think that's pretty f'ing cool.   A new child is born.  Under President ...

We're rolling out a  new feature here at The Mainland called "Nursery Rhymes Updated for 2012".  We'll take some of the most treasured stories ever written, and make them over slightly ...

In case you spent most of this week locked in a North Korean prison, the Supreme Court heard oral arguments in the historic case to decide whether individual mandates on health insurance ...

Rick Santorum needs to stop talking about porn.  The more he crusades against it, the more he makes me want to download it.  Radical right-wingers like Santorum may think that ...

We are living in difficult times.  Confidence in our elected officials is at an all-time low, while pessimism about the future continues to grow.   We need someone with the courage ...

Mitt Romney is the biggest flip-flopper in presidential nominating history.  And to commemorate this dubious achievement, I am proud to announce my new line of RomneyWear t-shirts! ...

What Rick Santorum dreams about at night.     ...