If You Decide to Start a Blog (A Not For Children Story)
This post is inspired by the popular "If You Give A..." children's book series by Laura Numeroff, which my kids love. Consider this to be my tribute to her work, except for the parts ...
This Blog Can Be Yours…If The Price is Right! (or for a bucket of chicken)
You know you have a successful blog when advertisers come beating down your door with weird, free shit they want you to promote. And if it's a really hot blog, you might even have ...
How to Establish an Effective Anti-Leftovers Policy
Today I’d like to talk to you about a serious issue. An issue that has plagued families since the early days of Tupperware. I’m of course talking about leftovers.
It’s ...
I’m Craving my Wife’s Shampoo
My wife, who is on a green-living crusade of sorts, recently switched her shampoo as part of her plan to eliminate all harmful chemicals from our home. After carefully scanning all ...
Scalia Could Probably Use Some Government Broccoli
In case you spent most of this week locked in a North Korean prison, the Supreme Court heard oral arguments in the historic case to decide whether individual mandates on health insurance ...
I Think Someone Needs a Refund on Their Mail-Order Marketing Class
This is a new store going up in my town. I decided to help them with their advertising.
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Sesame Encrusted Toast with Creamy Butter Drizzle
If you check out the Freshly Pressed page of WordPress.com, you are bound to find at least 2 or 3 recipe posts. And, since I'm quite the foodie myself, I thought I'd go ahead and ...
Career Spotlight: Dancing Quizno’s Cup Guy
We’re introducing a new feature on The Mainland called Career Spotlight. As we noted last week, the unemployment rate continues trending downward meaning more and more people must ...
