50 YEARS FROM NOW…
Flying cars will become a reality, yet somehow, endless traffic will still exist in southern California.
Scream 28 will open to mixed reviews, casting serious doubts about Scream 29.
TV’s Survivor will finally go off the air as they will have run out of islands (including Long Island).
Aliens will finally make official contact with Earth, only to quickly leave forever once they catch a rerun of The Real Wives of New Jersey.
Siri will finally be able to update your Facebook status. (Yes, you’ll still be updating Facebook in 2062.)
O.J. will finally claim to have found the real killers. (Amazingly, he will still be alive by then.)
More people will take vacations to the moon than Disney World, which will be perfectly fine with Disney since they will own the moon by then.
Human cloning will be a simple 5-minute procedure that can be done in the back of a Walgreen’s.
Robots will be so human-like, people won’t be able to tell the difference between man and machine, which will make hitting on women a bit embarrassing for some guys.
Cancer will be curable with over-the-counter medicines. (But the common cold will still have no cure.)
Scientists will finally unlock the key to slowing down aging, allowing people to live for hundreds of years, not that anyone would really want to.
YET DESPITE ALL OF THIS PROGRESS…
The Cubs will STILL not have won a World Series.
And I will be 87-years-old…stuck in the same office cubicle…wishing it was still 2012.
Yeah, I'm definitely not in a hurry to be looking like that!
Whahahahaha! Hey I guess the “slowing down aging” thing is working – you only look 67 there..
Don’t worry, when I get to 87 I will look 87.
“More people will take vacations to the moon than Disney World, which will be perfectly fine with Disney since they will own the moon by then.”
I hope this means that Newt Gingrich never colonized it and it was up-for-grabs among the big corporations.
Well, if Newt does win and colonizes it, you know your kid will be required to get a job there by the time she’s 10.
Curious to know what Google would look like then….
You crack me up. I will surely be dead by then.