Today is Jeans Day – the one day of the month when employees are emancipated from the bondage of gabardine and flood the hallways with a sea of moderately priced denim. But picking out a pair of appropriate jeans is no easy task, and you should definitely consult your office’s dress code policy before traipsing into work in a pair of bedazzled Sassoons straight out of … Continue reading »
Anyone running a blog knows that trying to boost traffic can be as painful as getting 4 wisdom teeth pulled while simultaneously getting kicked in the jaw by a dominatrix wearing spiked leather boots. (I swear that is NOT one of my fantasies, and no, I haven’t been secretly ordering adult movies on DIRECTV.) However, … Continue reading »
“Jesus Christ, you did it again!” That’s what my wife yelled upon me backing out of the garage and into our other car, parked in the driveway. I seem to have a problem with such things, as this was the second time I did that in the last 6 months. But in my defense, we … Continue reading »
If you’ve been following along at home (or on your probably obsolete Android device), The Mainland is moving. (Cue TV cliffhanger music sequence.) Now don’t cry. It’s going to be alright, I promise. In fact, if you already follow The Mainland in your WordPress or Google reader, you probably won’t have to do anything except … Continue reading »
What Rick Santorum dreams about at night.
I’m way too exhausted to write a full post with all the prep work I’ve been doing to move The Mainland to my own host. (More on that next week.) Anyway, to preserve my regular Thursday post schedule, I’m just going to phone this one in…literally. Yep, this entire post is being written on my … Continue reading »
